Attention gamers:

We have a chance to stop the menace. To end the cruel film making tyranny of a man who has abused and mistreated classic games since his filthy hands touched a camera.

This man is Uwe Boll.

For placing your signature on the petition at the end of this post, you will not only receive a free pack of gum upon the goal of 1,000,000 signatures by May 23, you will be ending this man's cruel and unusual punishment of our collective retinas.

http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html

Do your part to fight this menace.